Madonna and Child

I can't help myself. Madonna's finally done her hottest photo shoot in almost a decade, with her long time photographer Steven Meisel's spread in the newest W magazine. They first worked back in 1984 when he shot the cover of Like a Virgin. Then they did a naughty little book called 'Sex' together. Here she keeps her clothes on. She is not, for once, the obsession. Instead, she's the obsessed. With her latest conquest: a 25 year old Brazilian model named Jesus. Damn, girl!

Look at it. The creepy, repressed, Jackie O widow dress... The blonde 50s doll wig... The desperate white lace glove... the obsessive voyeurism... the lust... This year I'm going as M in Heat for Halloween and I'm huntin' for chicken!

...and then the roofies come out... and the boy goes down, ready for his she-male delight! Hot.

Ldm