For Those Midnight Drug and Alcohol Induced Cravings

My friend Mike recently emailed me something which he will soon, no doubt, himself regret. I feel it's my duty to pass on this remarkable recipe for 5 min instant cake. I bet you everyone already has the ingredients in their kitchen cupboards. Easy to make.

5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE

4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
2 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
a small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mug

Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well. Add the chocolate chips (if using) and
vanilla extract, and mix again.
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts (high).
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed! Allow to
cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.

But if you are looking for something more.... substantial, my friend Chris (who loves to eat) suggests there's nothing better than a sandwich at midnight to wash down that bottle of vodka.

That will surely soak up any left-over residue from the empties you may find laying around your passed out body. Mustard Fingers. Mayo Lips.

For more yummy scanwiches: http://scanwiches.com

Ldm