The Greatest Love Of All

IN TODAY'S NEWS.... A Louisiana woman is accused of trading two young children in her care for a pet COCKATOO and US$175 cash from a couple who had been trying for years to have their own.....

hmmm.... but.... can the cockatoo wash your dishes? run out to get your smokes from the corner shop? next time around, i'd ask for some lottery tickets and maybe even some Walmart gift cards. come on, now!