Monday, April 27, 2009

Jerking It.

When M. Ward asks in his song, "Chinese Translation,":
he's obviously looking for solutions.

here i am to provide him with a few:

first off.... you find distraction.... and that distraction has got to be bigger, better, badder, and... buffer! and you find that distraction, and you sit around topless, pondering life....
...if that doesn't snap you out of your funk, you can go hang out outside.... get a little sun and work on that magical tan...

....but if you're not in the mood to sit around for hours, or if you've got too much energy stored up, just waiting to be exerted... just take up a sport.... soccer.... football... skateboarding... tennis?

...and nothing clears your mind like a nice, long car ride in the countryside...

...and once you're there, find a locally run boutique and go ahead and try something new on.... we could all use a nice, new shirt to help ease the pain.


but if all else fails here's what you do:


show them that you're worth it.... dust it off and JERK IT JERK IT!....


just my two bits, is all. don't forget to jerk it.

Ldm.


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