Non Stop

I've been listing to this playlist non stop. Worth checking out. I am now hooked on the band "Glasser"
Feeeel the sun!!!!!!!!!!!

Playlist
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Photo by me
complements of a cute lil lady on the beach.

Happy Hump Day.

not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her

So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.

and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.

I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa

dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.

I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.

i'm lying on the couch drunk, eating fudge and watching the muppet show. this is my new sex.

It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..

Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.

the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise

So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...


just a selection of what you may find here: www.textsfromlastnight.com, possibly the best blog since this one here.

Virtual Clubbing.

Have you ever felt going out but nothing is going your way...either someone is outta town,broke ass, hot date/booty call, don't feel like dancin or broke their ankle...
Here at b@ you can club from your sofa....bust'a move..or just bob your head with your headphones on. b@ features amazing DJ's from all over the world
ch ch check it out.

**If you want to watch the videos you gotta sign up basically prove that your human...it's free..and worth it. 360 view, see the DJ, the Crowd...choose from many different Genres**

Birds are Evil and I Hate Them

Apparently (fortunately) I am not the only one who thinks they will grow so big that, eventually, they will eat us and shit on our graves. 

Columnist Pete McMartin talks with Ruth Godlovitch Wednesday while out looking for the elusive marauding crows in east Vancouver. 'I happen to be a bird lover and I love all birds,' she says.
Photograph by: Ward Perrin, Vancouver Sun, Vancouver Sun
We got an e-mail recently from a Joseph Z -- no surname, just the Zorro-like consonant. It was about crows.

He wrote:

"I just wanted to know if anyone was doing any stories on the Crow problem in Vancouver. I live at 13th and Main St. and they are starting to become a real problem. They are swooping and chasing people. I recognize that they have nests around but it is getting ridiculous. I watched a little girl get chased down the street yesterday and this morning I had one dive at me repeatedly . . . We can't even go on our balcony with out getting attacked. Something has to be done . . . Come walk by 229 East 13th and you will see for yourself."

I went by to see for myself, mainly because I had nothing else even remotely interesting to write about, but also because crows, for some reason, inspire a wild-eyed divergence of opinion among urbanites that is, well, weird. This may be because, among all birds, they give themselves over easiest to anthropomorphizing (I blame Heckle & Jeckle) and people like to describe them as "devious," "intelligent," "bullies," "resourceful," etc., etc., as if they were talking about an Elmore Leonard character rather than a bird. I am neither here nor there on "the Crow problem," as Joseph Z identifies it; all I ask is they not crap on the upholstery of my convertible, which they do with Stuka-like precision. Which is not to say I believe crows to be the Nazis of the bird world.

Anyway, 229 East 13th St. turned out to be a smallish apartment building a little down at the heels. Joseph Z was nowhere in sight. No one answered the buzzers on the intercom. A single crow sat perched on the edge of the building's roof. It was not even remotely interested in savagely attacking me or Sun photographer Ward Perrin. It just sat there in the sun. Ward took some photos of it.

A man named Roland Chapman walked by on the sidewalk. He lived in a fourplex just down the street. I asked Roland if he had been attacked by crows recently and he looked at me like maybe he was about to become a headline in a crime story. Then I asked him what he thought of crows and he said crows were "pretty smart dudes." Then he said he didn't have problems with crows, but with seagulls and, "in particular," pigeons, which, as he put it, he wished the neighbourhood crows would "destroy."

He and the other residents of the fourplex, he said, were going to have to put up $3,600 -- $900 each -- to pay a guy to put up spikes along the roof line and netting under the soffits because the pigeons had taken to roosting there. We looked up at Roland's roof. Three pigeons sat on the small slope of a gable, cooing. The gable roof and the sides of the fourplex were streaked with what looked like whitewash.

"Oh, f--- those pigeons," Roland said, then he said he couldn't spend any more time talking because he was going to play golf.

At that moment, an elderly lady named Ruth Godlovitch walked by. She was pushing one of those wheeled walkers, the kind with hand brakes. She had a sweet face, and I asked her what she thought about crows. She said: "They're fun! They're interesting birds, but I wonder why people complain about them? I happen to be a bird lover and I love all birds."

Ruth said she happened to be 91 years old. That was how she put it: she "happened" to be 91, as if her age was a source of some surprise to her. She said she was originally from Montreal and wasn't too sure about the neighbourhood when she first moved here but now she loved it and she lived in the seniors home at the end of the block on the corner, which was very nice, and she had lived there for six years, at which point I remarked on the wisteria growing on the arbour on the patio of the seniors home and she said, oh yes, lovely isn't it!

Then she said she lived on the fourth floor of the seniors home, the top floor, and her window looked out on a row of big chestnut trees across the street. The tops of the chestnut trees were level with her apartment, she said, and on a good day she would watch the crows flock into the tops of trees and she would watch them there.

Ruth and I looked up at the chestnut trees. They were in flower -- the flowers were on big upright spikes like bottle brushes. The sky was blue and cloudless above the trees and the trees swayed back in forth in the spring breeze as if they were moving to music. There wasn't a crow in sight.



http://www.vancouversun.com/Technology/McMartin+Vancouver+crows+bullies/1615528/story.html

....Speaking of Drinking.

I don't think i've ever come across a bottle of wine i didn't like.... hell, if you look closely, you'll see my hand sticking out, holding onto the bottle with all my might!

Happy Friday, y'all..... 

it's been sorta lackluster around here lately.... 

i blame booze and my co-bloggers broken ankle. 

Ldm

Drink Not Drunk

Drink Not Drunk by A/R studio. Drink and drive safely glassware collection. Designer created two wine glasses design, make his response to the drunkenness driving. The Drink Not Drunk design includes two bottles and a wine set made up of glasses and an ice bucket.

Merci

Thanks for the wishes!! Hope you had a good long weekend.
Fractured my ankle in the last moments of my Birthday...I may now need a pin put in...I am terrified of surgery...so..we will see..not like I can run away from it.
All in all I had an awesome long weekend!!

Happy Birthday, Co-Blogger!

.....some dark n' stormies are in store, me thinks.xoxo

You Always Lose With Mr. Booze

Marketing 101

Possibly the best advertising the iPhone could ever ask for. 

Sigh.

Boys will be boys. And thank god for that.

LOVE This

How amazing does that look? Oh yes. Hook me up!!!!!!

The 2nd Weirdest, Funniest and Most Horrific thing I've Seen all Week.

no doubt about it, this is the type of snake I'd be: eat everything in sight and then lay there like a sick, giant lump of wood.

The Weirdest, Funniest and Most Horrific thing I've Seen all Week.

sometimes life just gets a little.....BUZZZZAY!

Some Days...

There are days where I get bored of my 4490 Mp3s while in my car just want to listen to the good old F.M radio. To my surprise..there is a new radio station that deserves the number 1 preset.
100.5 The Peak, Sublime,Metric.MGMT,YYY's,Kings of Leon,Depeche Mode,Mother Mother,Said the Whale,Andrew Bird. Just to name a few.
Happy to know that they are supporting all the lil indie bands that they can find as well as playing some classic's. It's about time!


Check em out!

The Cutest Kittens in the World!

right here: http://www2.b3ta.com/top-10-cutest-kittens/

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Happy Monday.

(yeah, another utube vid)


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Can I Have Mine Custom Made?

Marc Jacobs? Can't wait for the fashion mags to feature these in their seasonal spreads.

Hot Guys In Flu Masks. oh yes.

Ever have one of those weeks?!

Thank God It's Friday.

Zanna za zanna za

It's hard to imagine something that can be so cute..can be such a pain in the ass.
I hope those effected will have a full recovery. If your stuck in an effected area...maybe you should stay there...

Let the media take you into a swirl of paranoia.

I figure I drink enough rum/wine/sake to keep me safe.

Enjoy your weekends! TGIF!!!

P.S

Click HERE for some Green Porn. (wtf?)

Sort of a MUST-SEE for the summer, I would think...

.....forget Wolverine, forget GI Joe, forget Terminator and Transformers 2.... we've seen it all before. i can honestly say that i've never seen a movie about killer Nazi zombies before, though... 

(and i'm not counting Otto; Or Up With Dead People).

Must See. Dead Snow.

Happy Friday!