Goin to Hawksley Workman tonight

mmHmmm. Been waiting a long time for this concert! He never disappoints.

How could you when you look that good.


Back to the island tomorrow for 4 days. No Internet. No traffic lights. Nothin but beach and beer & Dark'n Stormy's now that we know how to make them. HINT HINT LDM...Dark'n'Stormy night shall soon be approaching. And to the fuck that broke into my car screw you, you prick. You stole my favorite reuse able bag and a dog harness...(hope that treats you well). Shit head. I'll find you.





I am realllly liking these 2 bands....all of their songs on their myspace are good. Rare.
Ch ch ch ch check em out.

Micachu
Kinky

Have a great weekend hopefully fuckhead free for everyone.

Enjoy.

I am happy to be back w/ my co-LDM boy.

Let's never part again.

Thank M It's Friday

I had possibly the worst dream ever last night. In it, the world was horrified that Obama was suddenly revealed as a phony, and for some reason was forced to give up the White House. Because of his disqualification status, the US had no choice but to re-instate George Bush for a third and possible fourth term.

Ah. The damage that administration left behind is resounding. I was happy to wake up to find out it is, indeed, Friday. The dream was almost as horrifying as the one from the night before where my car had been stolen and helicopters were falling from the sky. I blame my cough medicine.

Anyhow. Let's take it back to April of 2003, the month of the start of Bush's reign of terror and the release of the last truly remarkable video by our Madgesty. The video was pulled immediately, but should definitely be remembered, if only for it's sheer audacity. I mean, for starters, Bush does share a smoke and a giggle with Hussein at a body carnage fashion show, right before blowing himself up! Doesn't get any bolder than that.

The song sorta sucked, so keep it on mute.  But these are the things I'd rather be dreaming of. 

Enjoy!

Ldm.

The Greatest Love Of All

IN TODAY'S NEWS.... A Louisiana woman is accused of trading two young children in her care for a pet COCKATOO and US$175 cash from a couple who had been trying for years to have their own.....

hmmm.... but.... can the cockatoo wash your dishes? run out to get your smokes from the corner shop? next time around, i'd ask for some lottery tickets and maybe even some Walmart gift cards. come on, now!

Ever Wonder What We Here at Bellybutton Do?

THIS pretty much sums it up. BRILLIANT! 

Ldm.

Fuck You Right Back

It's called a Holiday. No Internet except for the seedy cafe down the street, where I am now.
Back into the city tomorrow where the Internet will be at my finger tips. Seclusion...it's a nice everyonce in a while to just 'Fuck Off".
Try it sometime.




Miss ya Co-Blogger.
xox

Don't Mean to Burst Your Belly, But....

...yesterday was what I'll refer to as Toxic Tuesday. On top of that, a coworker here decided to add insult to injury by passing along this link which demonstrates the caloric content of all your favourite beers. This, of course, may not bother you at all like it does those of us who are trying to fit back into our Sunday best. Addictions aside, here's a sample of what you may find.

Ldm.

My Co-Blogger Has Disappeared (Once Again)

And this is how it makes me feel. Sad. Lonely. Betrayed. Abandoned. I spend my days depressed and moody, always sulking and internally crying into each post as it weighs me down and creates a stabbing sensation in the middle of my gut. My bellybutton is bleeding.

And this is what i decided to do about it. 
So fuck you.

Ldm.

Great Performances

Pet Shop Boys getting their well-deserved due at this week's Brit Awards. our friends at Hot Lunch! beat us to the punch, but I couldn't resist saving this tribute from one of the most original and creative bands to ever come out of the UK. and it even includes a cameo by our current obsession, Lady Gaga, and that hottie from The Killers (who looks oddly a lot like a certain Starbucks barista i was stalking last summer)!

it still breaks my heart knowing that in 2007, when visiting Barcelona, i was just two days away from seeing this pair in concert. i still have faith they may, one day, find this part of the world and grace us with one of their live performances.

this city wouldn't know what hit 'em!

NEWS STORY OF THE MONTH

BREAKING NEWS: A GIANT, DRUNK, BASEBALL LOVING, STEAK EATING, ONCE-CHILD ACTOR-NOW-OVERLY-MEDICATED PRIMATE ATTACKS FRIEND, GETS STABBED, ESCAPES POLICE AND RUNS AMOK IN THE STREETS OF NEW YORK CITY.

SERIOUSLY.  FILED UNDER: WHAT. THE. FUCK?!

Season's Change

Photo by Sean Orr from the flicker pages. It's gorgeous, as is the day. Spring is in the air!

Sounds Like a Plan To Me.

For a change of pace, I enjoy coming across articles such as the one I'm about to link. If anyone cares too much about this city, the history of, and the proposed changes towards, they might find it an interesting read. At least give the guy a few bumps. He's not one of the countless who sits around whining, he's amongst the few who has thought through and proposed interesting change. As someone who drives over the Georgia Viaduct at least half a dozen times a week, I say tearing it down is a brilliant idea!

And who knew Vancouver had a black ghetto named Hogan's Alley?

Mr. Robertson, Tear Down the Viaducts!

Ldm

Be Careful Out There!

FRIDAY THE 13TH! Scary enough.... terrifying knowing it's paired with VALENTINE'S DAY The match made in hell. You may wake up and find yourself pinned down by all your worst (or best) nightmares. 

Yep, you guessed it. It all started with this:

Finally, boys.... ever have a morning like this? Really! Be careful out there. 

HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!!......and, er..... HAPPY VENEREAL DISEASE DAY, TOO!!!!

Just Because You Know It's True Part Two

....as a friend pointed out, the similarities are uncanny....

there's Octopussy a week before hatching....

....and then there's the monster from Slither....

lose your lunch yet?

(thanks James...i know i did)

Ldm

Just Because You Know It's True

(thanks Mike)

as your Bellybutton expands.

I mean, who doesn't love oreos, right? the website of the week award goes to this little doozy, guaranteed to get you back on that treadmill with it's various *yummy* inspirations. it dosesn't get its name for nothing:  THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT

or,

if you can still stomach it, find your Russian Name here.

Ldm.

New Ting Ting's Vid

Check it out Here

Madonna and Child

I can't help myself. Madonna's finally done her hottest photo shoot in almost a decade, with her long time photographer Steven Meisel's spread in the newest W magazine. They first worked back in 1984 when he shot the cover of Like a Virgin. Then they did a naughty little book called 'Sex' together. Here she keeps her clothes on. She is not, for once, the obsession. Instead, she's the obsessed. With her latest conquest: a 25 year old Brazilian model named Jesus. Damn, girl!

Look at it. The creepy, repressed, Jackie O widow dress... The blonde 50s doll wig... The desperate white lace glove... the obsessive voyeurism... the lust... This year I'm going as M in Heat for Halloween and I'm huntin' for chicken!

...and then the roofies come out... and the boy goes down, ready for his she-male delight! Hot.

Ldm

Give it up for....

....gotta admit. the entire reason i watched that god-awful Grammy broadcast was to satisfy my anticipation of the MIA performance.

sort of a letdown.....er.... WHAT A LETDOWN!

i guess, being due on the same day, her decision to perform was sort of last minute, but she was by far the most interesting thing to hit that stage the entire night. well.... Thom Yorke and his marching band was a very close second....

gotta admit this, though. I almost want to die and be reincarnated as her bouncing baby ball of bliss, cuz no one's got a swagga (or baby bump) quite like that.

and those outfits. brilliance. 

Ldm.

 

We're All Going To Die

Surviving 2012 and Planet X parts 1 through 5.
Or, in other words: Let's Talk About Doom, Baby!
Happy Monday! 

Just a coincidence that these other cultures have a 2012 target?

Hopi predict a 25 yr period of purification followed by End of Fourth World and beginning of the Fifth. Mayans call it the 'end of days' or the end of time as we know it. Maoris say that as the veils dissolve there will be a merging of the physical & spiritual worlds. Zulu believe that the whole world will be turned upside down. Hinds Kali Yuga (end time of man). The coming of Kalki $ critical mass of Enlightened Ones. Incas call it the 'Age of Meeting Ourselves Again'. Aztec call this the Time of the Sixth Sun. A time of transformation. Creation of new race. Dogon say that the spaceship of the visitors, the Nomma, will return in the form of a blue star. Pueblo Acknowledge it'll be the emergence into the Fifth World. Cherokee, their ancient calendar ends exactly at 2012 as does the Mayan calendar. Tibetan Kalachakra teachings are prophesies left by Buddha predicting Coming of the Golden Age. Egypt, according to the Great Pyramid (stone calendar), present time cycle ends in year 2012AD. 

Psychodelic Doo Wop!

went to my favourite local the other night, Falconettis, for the first time since October (shame on me!) and discovered a great local act that none of knew existed. this is the same venue that brought forth Headwater for a couple shows a month, and apparently these guys play Falcs the first Friday of each month! after their first act we all decided that they must be hired, at some point, for some sort of future private party. let's do it!

introducing: Slowpoke and the Smoke. seriously. the name alone sells the band. CLICK AWAY, CLICK AWAY, and do stay for song number two, close your eyes, and imagine yourself in a tiny little hole in the wall, beer in hand, European sausage on it's way. yummmmmmm.

Ldm.

WTF?

TGFI!

Have a good weekend :)

It's the Weekend!

It doesn't get better than this!

Where Have I Been?

Click away because I have a feeling this may turn out to this year's obsession. Or at least for a week or so. 

Retox!

The month that was...is over now! Retox has officially kicked in. Old habits die hard. Cheers.

BALE OUT

we've all heard the Christian Bale incident by now, but i gotta admit, Lucian Piane's version is pretty awesome. the remix is a road rage incident waiting to happen! 

while you're there, check out the Sarah Palin and Amy Winehouse mixes. worth your time.

Ldm.

Valentines Is Just Around The Corner part three

Possibly the most effective commercial to air on television. EVER.

This one's for you Pop's

In case of emergency click here

What's next?

THIS is the new Google earth...that takes you into the ocean. I am running out of places to hide.
Read the full article click here


Thanks Jill!

That a boy!

Yep, that's gazzilion-time Olympic medalist Michael Phelps guzzling back some bong juice at a recent college party. Said the champion:

"I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgement. I'm 23 years old and despite the successes I've had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again."

Looks like the Phelps camp is suddenly worried about the gazzilions of dollars pouring in through all his endorsements. And looks like his entitlement to compete in the 2012 Olympics has now been seriously jeopardized. I have a better idea: why doesn't the collective world just pull their own bongs out of their asses and get over it. Who wouldn't want Michael Phelps smoking weed in their living room? Come by here. We'll have some vodka shots to chase it down with.

Ldm